Top 4!
Unique Fathers Day Gifts
for the Man Who Has Everything!

1) Fly Tacks

H and tied flies mounted to an executive gold-plated push-pin, perfect for the corporate corkboard!

2)Find IT! 

# When an item is lost, press the corresponding button on portable base.
# Disc flashes and beeps with varied cadence when base gets within 40 feet of item.

3)Swiss Army Cybertools

This sharp looking translucent ruby CyberTool has the 29 tools and many more uses.

 4) SwissMemory
Two Great Victorinox Tools:
Choose one of the "SwissMemory" tools and you have a full function Swiss Army knife. Or pick the "SwissMemory Air Travel" which has no sharp tools and is safe for air travel. -- But in either case, the memory stick is detachable from the casing for secure airline travel.

(Stole, winner of the annual CEO coinflip)

We have no history. Our corporate roots go back to 11-15-99. That's 1999. What we do have is a bunch of flies and a fun idea. Our company was founded on the premise, that if you advertise it, they will come." AND BOY ARE THEY COMING!! Over seven hundred hits on our website the first week alone! So.....Two Guys with Flys now has a corporate vision of having Christmas turned into one big fly tying session.

All our flies are hand tied, many by ex-friends who have had to be enlisted to meet that supply and demand thing.  But rest assured, fly tiers are standing by.   Even if I have to hold them at gunpoint!  (just kidding of course.)

So take a peek at our flies on the following pages, and you may like what you see. If you need help navigating through the website, you're in the wrong website --- we only have one product.

Last but not least, buy our flys. Please.

Fly Fishing
Gifts....
Harvesting & Manufacture!

	Old world craftsmanship goes into every Two Guys Fly. Here we see Stole tying the only fly pattern he knows --- thank goodness it’s not his old world craftsmanship we rely on!!
	Ah, another Two Guys Fly goes through the first phase inspection. This would be the taste test. If the hook does not become impaled in our testers lips it is now ready for field testing.
	Off to the banks of the mighty Rogue River we go. It is here we put our flies through a systematic battery of tests. It is here that we can quickly determine if the fly has the potential to spend the rest of its life rusting on a riverbed, embedded into the branch of a tree, or attached to the jaw of an unseen state record trout or steelhead. If the fly fails these tests it is now qualified to become a genuine Fly Tack.
	But we don’t stop there. Our flys are then branch ripened, under the watchful eye of our Oxford trained flyaculturist. After many years of study it is here on the banks of the Rogue River, and only here, that P.D. Good, our chief flyaculturist has found the absolute perfect conditions for fly ripening. Late fall when all the leaves have long since left the branches we harvest our flies. Here, P.D. picks another vine ripened Green Butted Skunk.
	Back to the factory we go, where the branch ripened flies are prepped for assembly. The top secret patented smolting process, found in an original copy of Izaak Waltons "Compleat Angler", (at a garage sale) completes the transition from an ordinary fishing fly to the handsomely crafted office accouterments that they are.
	Now, our Two Guys Genuine Fly Tacks are ready for the market. Even though you can see that it must cost us well over a hundred dollars per set to create these dazzling pieces of art – we will not acquiesce to a level of mediocrity to produce them. Furthermore, $19.95 sounded like a good price to sell them at, so there you have it, our gift to society, The Fly Tack. We are sure you will agree this is the greatest achievement since the creation of "BEANO".
	The next step is yours. Our frisky customer service representative is eagerly waiting for your call. Just give her your credit card number and she is off to Mexico…I mean she will quickly get your order in the mail. Sure beats spending your money on some Psychic Hotline!!
Our Flies have been exposed in the following places: • Sacramento Bee • Times Picayune - New Orleans • KPTV - Portland, Oregon • Subway Stations - New York • Reno Gazette • Medford Mail Tribune • Spokane Spokesman Review • KMTR - Eugene, Oregon • Local Bathrooms and Brothels • Fish Taco Chronicles • Cosmo Website • Other Questionable Sources